Gag No. 5 – Suck My Clit by Fire Chick – Queer Nation (Aug/Sept 1992)

Historical note – activist group Queer Nation ran drag queen Joan Jett-Blakk for president in 1992 using the slogan ‘Lick Bush in ’92’. At some point in the campaign, they decided she needed a running mate and chose Miriam Ben-Shalom, an activist for gays in the military and ex-drill sergeant. This created some stir within the group, as apparently only a subset of the camapaign committee made the decision about the running mate. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Jett_Blakk
An interview of Joan Jett-Blakk (Terrence Smith) about this campaign (by Owen Keenhen) can be found here: http://www.glbtq.com/sfeatures/interviewjjblakk.html

Suck My Clit by Fire Chick 

Aug/Sept ‘92 

OK, OK. So what’s all the shit about the supposed near split in QN?  

Along gender lines, as usual. Ho-hum. Boring. Boring. Boring. Aren’t we over these little power games yet? Fire Chick is. Just can’t escape this ism, can we kidz? It was a cute idea, but creating a silly Presidential camp-aign suddenly became a camp-pain. Bottom feeders will try to gain power through anything – even through press leaks after a group consensus was reached about not talking to the press. (Did it make you feel like a big boy? I hope so; I’d imagine it’s the only thing about you that is big). 

Sometimes you’ve just got to wonder what all the fuss is about. So, boyz and girlz, here’s the poop. This scat isn’t even fit for a play scene. Seems a few boyz decided by their lonesomes to have Mz. Ben-Shalom, ex-drill Sgt. To run with Mz. Jett Blakk on the ticket. Timing was said to be a factor in not wanting to have to process the whole damn decision with the big group. And it was a committee decision anyhow, they said. Well, yes, but there were girlz in the committee, n’est-ce pas?

We understand that process is a bitch, but if some girlz aren’t included in the decision making circle in the future, you boyz haven’t begun to see bitch. The girlz complained they were ignored. None of them seemed welcome in the little inner circle. Sound familiar? Can we say Congress? Can we say Senate? Can we say Supreme Court a la Anita Hill/Clarence Thomas? Can we say look – Queers are supposed to be changing this shit – not recreating the same structures built by straight fucks and replacing WASPy squares with gay ones. Silly boyz, Trix are for Kidz. Grow up already.

 Mz. Ben-Shalome’s ego got to be the main focus; which conveniently turned attention from the real issues, to inane rumours of the government plot variety. Ah, the innocence of youth. Maybe QN needs to have an orgy so everyone can bond properly and the girls can fuck the boyz over for once.

Speaking of tops – Fire Chick is usually a top chick. But a little barking from Miriam Ben-Shalom got her all sopping. That woman knows how to intimidate. O honey, O baby. And we all just wished the QN press conference had turned into the play scene it-should-have-been.

It was so very touching to see the long line of little naïve fledgling activists crawl up before Mz. Ben-Shalom and kneel and apologize profusely for their ignorance, anti-Semitism and rumor-mongering sins. “Oo Mz. Ben-Shalom, we didn’t know who you were, we’re just coming out.” But you were dumb enough to take seriously the amazingly stupid rumours that pooped up! Who thinks up this shit? Have you all taken leave of your bodies and put your brains on hold?

Only the C.I.A. is stupid enough to invent or believe that crap! Oy veh es mir! I mean really – an agent for the Israeli Secret Service? Please babies, go out and learn about what happened to the Black Panthers in the 60’s. Can we say infiltration? Confusion? Murder? Y’all need some learnin’. Like FAST!

 Mz. Ben-Shalom was remarkably self-contained in the way she put up with it all. But then a good top is always self-contained. [Of course, we’ve since heard rumours of girlfriend beating in Milwaukee, but that’s another story. Oh, yes and something about spitting.]

Process sucks more than a slave at work on a dick.

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2 thoughts on “Gag No. 5 – Suck My Clit by Fire Chick – Queer Nation (Aug/Sept 1992)

  1. This straight fuck is truly dissapointed at the whole whining syndrome exhibited. I love the one that says yall need to grow up and then proceeds to slice up the imaginary enemy. As some old straight fuck said”we can hang together or we can hang separately”. The apparent bitterness and resentment is the wall that you will eternally and constantly bang your heads against unless someone grows up. Good luck with your acts of futility….IN LOVE AND COMPASSION, THE STRAIGHT FUCK

  2. I never have ever hit a woman/girlfriend. Period. And I have never spat on another human being. Period. I, however, have been spat upon and have been hit. But not for a very long time, as I left the relationship many years ago. Abuse is not something I–or any other human being–is entitled to. Don’t you just love it when some damned anonymous fool goes around and says such things??

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